The Half Hour

Liza Treyger talks about her future as a party animal, the dangerous side effects of weird penises and how difficult it is for her to get laid because of her standards.

Hampton Yount explains why he thinks that the Olympics are racist, reveals how to deal with conspiracy theorists and describes why he can’t wait to get divorced.

Michelle Buteau reveals how she met her husband and explains what it's like to be married to a white European man.

Barry Rothbart explains how he knows when the day is over, talks about dealing with strange hecklers and describes the hardest act he's ever had to follow.